Nicholas shivered with rage as he gazed upon the antique figurines through the display window. Imbeciles! The image humans had dreamed up for him was truly disgusting. A fat man in a red suit -puffy cheeks and white beard. Absurd! He'd had enough of this! Tonight they would see his real charm. Tonight he would ruin all their ideals, all their happy faces.
Half the city stood at Rockefeller Plaza waiting for the big Christmas tree reveal. Nicholas heaved himself off the store facade and began making his way through the crowd.
Once at the stage, he began preparing for the reveal. He pulled out the megaphone to ensure he was heard by all. The acoustics would be wonderful here.
Just as the lights came up, he jumped in front of the tree. Screams of shock echoed through the crowd, as Nicholas rose to his full height. Nicholas stood naked, the veins stood out from his muscles pulsing green against snow white skin. "Today, you will all know the truth of your Santa Claus!" He shouted as four additional penises and arms sprouted through his left flank. He began jerking off as people in the front trampled each other trying to escape. It was no use. The explosion of acidic green jiz began spurting hundreds of feet into the air, raining down on the crowd. Screams of agony filled the night. As a final touch, Nicholas bellowed, "and to all, a good night!"
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